Inspirational Quotes
Words to motivate, inspire, and guide you.
Groucho Marx Quotes
AgingFulfillmentPerspectiveTime Management Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
DeceptionHonestyIronyJudgment There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
AppreciationEnjoymentFamiliarityRepetition If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
ChangeEmotionEnvironmentToleranceWeather I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
HumorNonsenseWordplay Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
ClarityComplexityMiscommunicationSimplicityUnderstanding Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
HumorIndependenceNonconformitySelf-deprecation I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
KnowledgePracticalityUtility My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
ForgivenessGratitudeHuman ConnectionMemory I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
HonestyIntegrity The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
DeterminationHumilityOptimismPerspectiveResilience I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Education I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
ConsumerismHumorIdentityIronySelf Reflection I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
HollywoodMarriageMarriage ExpectationsRelationshipSocial Commentary In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.