Inspirational Quotes

Words to motivate, inspire, and guide you.

Self Deprecation Quotes

HumorIndependenceNonconformitySelf-deprecation I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

American comedian and actor
HumorMarriageSelf-deprecation My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.

Dolly Parton

American singer-songwriter and actress
DancingHumorSelf-deprecation My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.

Robin Williams

American actor and comedian
ArtistryCompromiseMusicSelf-deprecation I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.

Freddie Mercury

British singer and songwriter
HumorSelf-deprecation I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

Groucho Marx

American comedian and actor
HumorSarcasmSelf-deprecation I've never written a song in my life. It's all a big hoax.
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Elvis Presley

HumilitySelf-deprecation I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.
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David Bowie

HumorSelf-deprecation I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

Robin Williams

American actor and comedian