Inspirational Quotes

Words to motivate, inspire, and guide you.

Sarcasm Quotes

IntelligenceMockerySarcasm I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

George Bernard Shaw

Irish playwright and critic
DisappointmentHumorSarcasm I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

American comedian and actor
DisillusionmentPoliticsSarcasm The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits.

Bill Gates

Former CEO of Microsoft
DiscontentHumorSarcasm I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

American comedian and actor
College LifeHumorMortalitySarcasm Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Bob Dylan

American singer-songwriter
HumorMediaPoliticsSarcasm When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Robin Williams

American actor and comedian
HumorSarcasmSelf-deprecation I've never written a song in my life. It's all a big hoax.
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Elvis Presley

ArgumentsFallaciesSarcasm If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
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Elbert Hubbard

DefensePrivacySarcasm Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Russian novelist