Inspirational Quotes

Words to motivate, inspire, and guide you.

Sarcasm Quotes

IntelligenceMockerySarcasm I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

George Bernard Shaw

Irish playwright and critic
College LifeHumorMortalitySarcasm Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Bob Dylan

American singer-songwriter
HumorMediaPoliticsSarcasm When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Robin Williams

American actor and comedian
DisillusionmentPoliticsSarcasm The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits.

Bill Gates

Former CEO of Microsoft
DisappointmentHumorSarcasm I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

American comedian and actor
DiscontentHumorSarcasm I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

American comedian and actor
HumorSarcasmSelf-deprecation I've never written a song in my life. It's all a big hoax.
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Elvis Presley

ArgumentsFallaciesSarcasm If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
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Elbert Hubbard

DefensePrivacySarcasm Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Russian novelist